Five Fitness Trends I Won't Try
ONE // Hot Yoga
No way. I have issues with yoga anyways - but stick me in a room that feels like Hell has made its way to earth? & then you want me to put my body in weird positions? Why? So I can smell the sweat on me in places I shouldn't have my nose near? No thank you.
TWO // Cross Fit
|Looks like tons of fun|
I know this is going to hit a nerve with a lot of people. But nope. You'll never see me in a cross fit gym. Nothing against it - I just know I'll never be able to do it because of my bicep tendon. I will never climb a rope - I will never lift weights repeatedly over my head in big bulks - I will never do 1,000 push ups. My arm just wont let me do all this work... not to mention my knees? You'll never see me attempting to jump on a big box. Guaranteed. I know my clutzy limits.
THREE // Paleo
All the meat!!! NOOOOOO!!! Not this vegetarian girl. I just don't get it. I get limiting carbs but the restrictions on this diet plan seem a little crazy to me. I'm sure a lot of people who eat meat think the same thing about the way I eat... but to each his own... & my own ain't Paleo.
FOUR // Pole Class
First, can we just talk about how wrong this picture is above. #1 - the heels. Who wears heels to a work out session, unless you're the chic from Jurassic World who runs from T-Rex's for hours in them? ... & #2 - "Why hello stranger. Let me stand across from you & stand in seductive poses & share this pole with you".... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO WORKOUTS? ... & again, there's the whole upper body thing for me - ain't no way on the face of this earth I'm turning myself upside down on a tiny pole without breaking my arm... or bringing the roof down.
FIVE // Underwear Runs
I see more & more of these popping up. & granted, if I had the bodies of some of these people, I would probably think twice about choosing this as a NO... but I have my body... & no one wants to see it running in just my underwear. Oh mercy no. Just imagine a slow motion camera & ripples through a lake... basically how I would look running in something like this. Now, if I could wear long underwear from the hillbilly days, then I'm all in.
|That guy... yep... my style|
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